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June 23rd, 2003

Home Alone

My wife is away for a few days, leaving me in temporary bachelor mode, fending for myself. I find I can’t avoid staying up late if I have no one to remind me, “You have work tomorrow.” That’s normal. What’s not normal, though, is that I continue to close and lock bathroom doors. Why? It’s not like anyone’s going to walk in on me.

Am I alone in this?

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