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October 3rd, 2003

Security Systems

A quick Ping poll: how many of you have (or have had) a home security system like ADT or Brinks? And out of you, did the security system ever stop a burglary or other crime (and I realize that just the existence of the alarm system is a deterrent, so this question relates to someone actually breaking into your house and setting off the alarm)?

We’ve had one for three years now and we’ve been the only people to set it off. Ain’t nothing like telling a cop that it was “only a false alarm… sorry” at 7 in the morning while wearing your pajamas, let me tell you.

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