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October 10th, 2003

I Want My Birthday Donuts.

A little over nine months ago, I asked if online petitions were worthwhile. I did so by demonstrating their worthlessness by starting a petition to get myself a dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme on my birthday.

Well, here it is, my birthday. And in the past nine months, my petition has gotten eight lousy signatures. Eight! And I even made up one.

I guess that proves that online petitions are pretty lame. But I still want my donuts.

Posted in Everyday Life

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