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October 26th, 2003

Mystery Cuts and Bruises

One of my least favorite things is the mystery cut. I also don’t like the mystery bruise very much.

A couple of days ago, I was hanging a few pictures on the wall (as opposed to, say, on the ceiling.) Afterwards, I sat back down at the computer to check my email and noticed an odd pain in my right hand. I looked down and there was a cut, plain as day! How’d it get there? Who knows?

I think mystery bruises are just as bad, although for me they haven’t happened in years. And they tend to be a “wake up, get a bruise” kind of thing.

It’d be nice, though, if our brains could remember everything – including why these things happen, and where the heck I put my wallet.

Posted in Everyday Life

wolf December 16, 2007, 4:54 am

I woke up this morning feelin fine, but then later on…. there was this pain on my back, right on my spine. i didn’t tell any1 until later when it was really bugin me. i asked my mom to look and she said it was a bruise was there and i know i havn’t hit on anythin yesterday. Also, i get bruises that randomly appear around my knees, on my shins, and sometimes on my arms. anybody got an answer for me as to a reason why it happens? and no, i havn’t hurt myself since band camp when i fell on the stick during viker tryouts (i was 1 of them tryin 2 get on).

Paul December 16, 2007, 8:40 pm

“I woke up this morning feelin fine”

…was there something special on your mind?

Katrena January 5, 2008, 4:04 am

I have had weird wierd things happing resently, both my uncles have commited suicide in the last 5 months, which leaves me with only one left. and then I’ve been having dreams were I would get hurt and when I wake up, I’ll have really deep wounds right were that injury was in the dream. I get brusies EVERYWHERE! and I have had to bandage myself A LOT of times, I’ve gotten cuts even on my face…WHAT IS IT????!!!!!

jOHN March 28, 2008, 3:37 pm

I have experienced wounds, huge gashes across my legs and bruising that appears and doesn’t leave for months. I have some precognitive abilities(dreams become reality 90% accuracy), but not to the degree of the poster above dreaming injuries and self afflicting them. I am more curious about why the bruising appears. They are deep in my case- bone bruise style.

allen April 25, 2008, 12:01 pm

These are caused by evil spirits. You need prayer and deliverance from being influenced by evil spirits.


sandy May 5, 2008, 11:37 pm

I got a huge bruise the other night.I woke up and saw my right leg had a 2-3 inche bruise! I was like “what the heck” I dont know what it could be, I do bruise easily but I dont recall hitting myself there. Its kind of weird. any thoughts???

Jocelyn July 25, 2008, 4:16 am

mine are a little more scary =/

a few weeks ago i had a dream about my friend mike’s sister getting hit by a black car…i have never met his sister and in my dream i saw her VERRY clearley… then next night mike calls me crying saying his sister got hit by a car!!

then my friend had 2 scars on her left ancle. she showed them to me and then the next morning i woke up with the exact same 2 scars, the exact same place, the exact size and they were SCARS…they looked as if they had been there for ever!!

Then that night i had a dream about god and stuff…the next morning i had a BURN of a cross on my hand!

then just last night i had a dream about my friend mike getting shot…i woke up this morning with 4 bullet sized brusis on my body and blood on my shirt!!

someone tell me whats going on!!!

dude really? October 31, 2008, 10:40 pm

actually mystery bruises are not GHOSTS, or SPIRITS, but a sign of a vitamin k deficiency, diabetes or leukemia. go to see a doctor

in the case of the red bumps in a straigs line, i am 99% positive you have bedbugs go look here

Anastacia June 11, 2009, 9:27 am

Well i have some good news for all of you who are suffering from strange bruises and marks on your bodies.I don’t want to go into much detail right now but at a later time i will first you must take 3 fresh cloves of garlic 3 times a day with food swallow them in which ever way you can and please do not worry about the smell,it is for your health.Second thing is to take a hot bath mixed with 4 caps full of hydrogen peroxide 20%0r less is OK and if u can find a food grade it is better clean your face morning and night with this solution and gargle with full strength but do not swallow take massive doses of vita c don’t worry what your body does not need it will go out in your urine.Vitamin c fights free radicals in the body and garlic kills fungus bacteria and viruses and works on the nuro transmitters of the brain you must stay away from all meat including fish your body will go through a healing crises but it will soon pass.This most possibly will save your life from the biomagnetic energy being sent out from attaching to your energy bodies.Start here and then email me back and let me know how you are doing so things can be adjusted to fit your energy bodies.Love and light God bless all

GARRS January 16, 2010, 2:15 am

#1 you probably live in a place that has dual localities, and you dont even know it. the bruises are from people comming in picking you up and moving you from one place over to the other one. You also probably live in an area that has lots of people that have a twin or simular looking sibling that change in and out.

look for, finger sized brusies Showing up when you have not bumped into anything.
they will OFTEN show up on arms, right where someone would have grabbed you in a forcefull way, somethimes they appear inside your thighs. The ones I GET, always seem to look like a bruise where someone dug a thumb into my arm or leg. On occasion, i wake up with a busted mouth.

Also be alert for ringing in your ears, inconsistancies in others, spoofed telephone calls, items in your house suddenly disapear or re appear, (de ja vu is nonsense, someone had planted a thought in your mind on an earlier day and triggered you to remember it later), an abundance of people parking at the side of the street next to where you live, an increase in “utility work” around you, salesmen or religious group visitors knocking at your door, quite higher traffic on your road than you feel is normal, Syncronized meeting cars at the same exact spot on the road at different times of the day ( i live near an intersection that can go 4 directions, when I reach it people go just about all directions and just a short time ago there was NO traffic), “relitives” showing up that you have not seen in years but that coinside with these events, …..I could list a dozen of them.

Your privacy is being invaded, you are being watched and followed, cant say if its a god stalk, or a group stalk, or if family even, if you can pick 4 or more items of these then this is probably the issue. small communities are prone to do these things even against your will, and regardless of who you try to report things to, the complaint ends up going back to the people that are involved in this s***

Paul January 17, 2010, 2:18 pm

The above comment freaked me out.

Lol July 6, 2010, 10:44 pm

To GARRS. Lol man… Just lol

Gin October 18, 2010, 2:23 am

This is weird and this has been happening to me for months now. I assumed that I was sleep walking, till the bruises started showing up on the small of my back and the inside of my thighs (there is no reason for me to have bruises there even if I am klutz or sleep walking). What bothers me the most is my toddler, who still sleeps in a crib, has started having bruises appear on her as well on the backs of her legs. I know no one is harming her, she doesn’t go to day care and my mother watches her during the day while I work.
I don’t know what is going on, but it is really starting to bother me.

I do have to say Garrs comment freaked me out quite a bit.

La August 19, 2015, 7:58 pm

Random bruises and cuts have been appearing mostly on my arms. I will get them out of no where, and I am getting kind of scared! If anyone knows why this is happening or how to help it would be greatly apprecated.

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