The Daily Ping

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday January 4, 2004 -- 1:15:58 am

Your Progeria Pictures and Oreo Superstore!

FROM: Chris [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday January 4, 2004 -- 9:38:40 am

...owned and operated by Maury Popovich

FROM: Greg
DATE: Monday January 5, 2004 -- 9:21:08 am

I bet I can get my free pens there.

What kind of store is it, Paul?

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday January 5, 2004 -- 10:53:43 am

This outstanding. If I were you, Paul, I'd walk into Ping's Favorite wearing my Daily Ping shirt.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Monday January 5, 2004 -- 12:59:45 pm

It's a Chinese restaurant, and I'll be sporting a Ping item the next time I visit. Which will be the first time.

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday January 5, 2004 -- 1:11:37 pm

Ping's Favorite is a Chinese restaraunt? I just had a brilliant flash of genius:

Oreo Fortune Cookies.

I'm calling the copyright office right now.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday January 5, 2004 -- 3:18:04 pm

Getting the paper out of the cream would be pretty messy, though...