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June 28th, 2004

The Longest Headache

So last week I found myself pretty tired, and went to bed early. As I put my head on my nice, cool, refrigerated Chillow a headache started to form. It wasn’t anything big, and I figured given the Chillow and cool air in the room things would improve.

In one of my dreams, I started getting a headache. I was in a classroom and the fellow next to me was able to get some Advil for his pain—but there was none for me. It was getting more and more intense until I woke up to find that, yes, I still had a headache. I slowly got to the bathroom, took a couple of Advil, and as they say, “the pain was gone!”

But presuming that my headache didn’t go away, I had a headache of some sort for about seven hours. That’s a long time for sure. Has it been beaten by any Pingers?

Posted in Everyday Life

Mike April 24, 2008, 10:29 pm

I currently have a headache that’s been going on for exactly 3 weeks…

CDaniels July 11, 2008, 11:24 pm

I’m on day 8 of my headache! It’s depressing, hopefully it will lift soon.

Ian Fischer November 30, 2008, 12:43 pm

Had a headache now for twenty years and 24/7.
Taking morphine and anti depressant twice daily.
Plan on doing myself in some time next few years……………. called quality of life!

Tmorgan October 11, 2011, 7:47 pm

I am now on day 11 I have been to the emergency room and was told that all of my labs came back normal so no need for an mri or ct scan. I was given pain meds then released….why hasn’t this headache gone away….

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