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July 29th, 2004

Forget Alien v.s. Predator

Ignore Billy the Kid v.s. Dracula. Forget Freddy v.s. Jason. Who cares about Alien v.s. Predator? The real summer blockbuster of the year will be:

Godzilla v.s. Vagina

Who will win this epic battle?

Thanks to Steve for passing this gem (taken in a parking garage near his work) along.

Posted in Just Plain Odd

FROM: Mario500 [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday July 29, 2004 -- 10:33:16 am
(Silence.............)


Godzilla, we need to talk!


(This has been a "500 Public Service Message". Not "announcement", just a message to avoid trouble with the AD Council.)



FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday July 29, 2004 -- 11:04:59 am
I'm just sitting back, waiting for Robert to chime in here. ;)



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday July 29, 2004 -- 11:13:04 am
Well, now I'm not sure I wanna. ;-)



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday July 29, 2004 -- 3:40:11 pm
I thought of a few on my painful (I just had surgery) 100 mile drive back to Richmond:

Yeah, I call my penis Godzilla, too.

This won't be the first time I've "pulled" for Vagina.

It's a battle to see who has sharper teeth!

OK, I'm tapped out for now. I need to lay down.



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday July 29, 2004 -- 3:41:08 pm
Oh, one more:

This will be a better fight than Balls vs. Chin.



FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday July 29, 2004 -- 6:24:16 pm
Well played, sir. :)



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