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November 1st, 2004

Leptoprin Causes Messy Hair

Surely you’ve seen the ads for the frighteningly-named diet product Leptoprin (“We help you lose weight by losing limbs!”), the one that costs $153 a bottle and revels in that fact. This is not for casual dieters, they warn, but people who really need to lose weight. Uh huh.

I don’t care about the cost or what the product does. All I care about is the fact that the spokeswoman on the commerical looks like she just had a wild roll in the sack right before she went on camera and forgot to comb her hair. It’s in a style that I’ve never seen before and surely can’t be purposeful in its disturbingly unkempt state.

What’s up with that rats’ nest she calls a head?

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday November 1, 2004 -- 6:28:48 pm
On what fucking planet is 20 lbs. overweight "significantly overweight"?

FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday November 2, 2004 -- 8:45:02 am
The planet run by the diet industry, Robert.

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