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July 23rd, 2005

Just Call Me Mary Kate

You all knew I was Maury and the creator of a world-famous diet plan, but did you know I’m also both of the Olsen twins? Here’s an e-mail I received this morning:

Dear the Olsen Twin you’ll are hot and i was wordering if i can go out on a date with one of you or maybe both of you’ll. Then ashley you have a beauty smile and you’re smart and you look beauty. Also mary kate you have beauty eyes and hair your dress looks good and both ashley and mary kate body is hot maybe if i get to see you one day we which is me and my brother and you’ll can go to the movie and out to eat. then we are located in Round Rock, Texas, D****, Drive ### and then if you get this please send me your number and i will give you my house and cell number and my name is M** R**** and i’m 15 about to be 16 Novemeber 8 and a 10 grade also i have a brother and he’s 13 about to be 14 August 16 and a freshman and i know Ashley and Mary Kate are 18 and passed high school probably in college now or didn’t go just partying and looking for a job to work at and send this letter where ever the olsen twin are living and make sure they get my letter from M** R****

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