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December 31st, 2005

An Ode to the Glass In My Toe

Oh glass, glass in my toe,
We’ve spent many wonderful months together.

You entered my life in March,
And I thought you’d be here forever.

We’ve run the neighborhood,
We’ve run 5ks,
We’ve been cut open,
We’ve had x-rays.

But now, dear glass, you’re gone,
I’ll miss you and for what it’s worth:
It was a great nine months, but alas,
It’s over, now that I’ve given birth…

To the piece of glass in my toe.

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