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March 4th, 2006

Strange Bowl

(Apologies for the lateness of this Ping – I was out late selling my body. For some reason, everyone wanted a refund.)

The other day I used a very unusual toilet. I’m going to try and find/draw a picture for you, but for now I’m going to describe it. Besides, searching on “toilet bowl” in Google Images brings up some really gross pictures.

With the seat up, the bowl was the normal ovalish shape. However, on the inside of the oval about 3/4 of the way toward the back on each side was what looked like the profile of a woman’s chest jutting out a few inches. It wasn’t an attachment, it was actually part of the bowl.

My hypothesis: these are to prevent men from falling into the toilet if they go to sit on the toilet rather but don’t realize that the seat is up.

But I’m probably totally wrong.

Posted in Toilets

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Saturday March 4, 2006 -- 4:50:44 pm
Was this bowl just off the lobby of some freaky hotel?

FROM: Joseph
DATE: Saturday March 4, 2006 -- 9:19:32 pm
Did they feel like a woman's chest?

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