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March 11th, 2006

I Hate That Family

You know the commercial with the daughter sitting next to her father on the couch where she asks him, “Daddy, why do you fold your peanut butter sandwich over like that?” and he says, “Because that’s how my dad used to do it” and then the little girl does it?

I hate that family. I want to knock the girl on her arse and take out the guy’s knees with a tire iron. And then I would smear peanut butter all over them and let loose peanut butter eating fire ants.

I don’t like scripted sentimentality in my commercials, thank you.

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