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July 30th, 2006

An Open Letter to the Spanish-Speaking Spammer Who Calls Our Cell Phone

Spammer,

Please stop it. We don’t speak Spanish, and you’re costing us minutes, even. If it’s muy importante, maybe you should check your automated system and make sure you’re dialing the right number. Comprende?

Gracias,

Paul

Posted in Consumer Commentary

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