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August 15th, 2006

The World’s Greatest Toilet

I haven’t been able to verify the claim just yet (is there a such thing as a “review toilet”?), but this is apparently the World’s Greatest Toilet. I’m most curious about the ergonomics of the seat, though the self-cleaning bowl with an “ion barrier glazing” and the remote control (!) are pretty intriguing as well. And for Paul, it has a bidet-style seat.

The page doesn’t give a price (it’s “so low” you have to e-mail a request for a quote), but a Froogle search shows that the lowest verifiable price on the web for this Toto toilet is a mere $3,495. That’s only dollars-per-poop!

Posted in Toilets

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday August 15, 2006 -- 4:01:19 pm
Yesterday, it's the "F-lock of Seagulls", today..it's the "Toto Toilet"..I can't wait to see how we can mix Rockwell and Oreos tomorrow!

(On Topic: I'm worried about a massaging toilet seat..seriously. A little creepy.)



FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday August 15, 2006 -- 5:29:44 pm
BTW, "Dollars-per-poop" is probably one of the funniest things I've read since "Spammers are worse than anal leakage." :)



Abbey January 14, 2007, 10:07 pm

One of my friends has “Super Toilet”. It’s like a friggin’ jet engine when you flush! It scares me kind of so I try not to go alot at her house.

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