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February 21st, 2007

Toilet Trifecta

It’s been a while since we’ve had a good toilet entry. So here’s a triple doozy for you:

1. Have you ever thought to yourself, “My son shouldn’t have to learn to pee sitting down! He should be able to stand. If he doesn’t stand while he pees now, he’ll never learn to stand!” Well, for you, sir, we live in wonderful times. I bring you training urinals like the Lil Marc (check out that logo) and the Peter Potty (“Be a little stand up guy!”). And lest you thing there are only two entrants in this competitive field, there are plenty of others.

2. The Kohler C3 Toilet Seat with Bidet Functionality. A heated set that’s “designed for partial bathing of specific areas of the body.” In the US! You might as well go ahead and start virtually planning your new bathroom. Make sure there are plugs near your toilets!

3. This, which you must watch all the way to the end:

Posted in Toilets

Steve A February 21, 2007, 4:40 pm

They thoughtfully had subtitles for the songs so we could follow along.

OMG – and that kid at the end. Someday, someone will show him a copy of that commercial. And he’ll die of s-h-a-m-e!

Bye bye poo poo!


COD February 21, 2007, 6:59 pm

Mr. Hanky is branching out into commercials. Good for him!

Louise February 21, 2008, 12:05 pm

Priceless! Potty training can’t be that hard can it? And no, I ALWAYS thought that my son should learn to pee sitting down at home – I’m the one who cleans up, so I get the say-so. Anywhere else (the woods, the pub, the playground), he’s free to pee upright with my blessing!

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