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February 14th, 2008

Valentine’s Day Haiku VII

It’s fine to give a
bouquet or candy, sure. But
a bidet? That’s love.

Posted in Haiku

Steve A February 14, 2008, 11:56 pm

Beer from a Mormom,
a wonderful sign of love.
To think, it’s *all mine!*

Ciao,

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