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February 27th, 2008

Woefully Ignorant

On the ‘net, everyone’s an expert at everything. Everyone has an opinion, even on matters about which they know nothing.

I’m here to admit that I don’t know everything. In fact, there are some things that I really, really should know more about and don’t. But I plan on fixing that. Because I don’t like being ignorant.

Here’s a list of certain things I should be well-versed in, but am not:

– The founding of our country and specifically, the people behind it
– Lawn care/gardening
– Car care
– Simple sewing/mending
May 1968
– Polish history

How about you? What are the gaps in your knowledge? What do you intend to do about it?

Posted in Everyday Life

jk February 27, 2008, 5:25 am

Wait, this is like the Ping that explained why I can’t audition for Jeopardy! I plan to do nothing to increase my knowledge of mythology, Shakespeare, and any country south of Mexico.

What is this then?

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