Sometimes, sneezing feels really nice. Sometimes, it’s painful. But almost always, it’s messy.
After years of sneezing into my hand – and trying to wipe it off on a tissue afterwards – I’m starting to find it’s more convenient to sneeze into my inner elbow. Really! Less chance of missing any leftover germs, and definitely a lower chance of spreading ‘em. Last time I checked, no one was shaking elbows. Yet.
It seems to me the best place to sneeze would be into the sole of one’s shoe. That way it’s gone in just a few steps! Perfect!
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