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October 15th, 2008

Your Football Age

Yesterday, I turned as old as the number on my childhood favorite football player’s jersey. That got me to thinking about how our lives can be summed up as football positions.

The early years are our punter/QB years. But once we’re college age, we enter running back territory. As we start to hit middle age, we become centers. Retirement comes around and we move to the left or right guard position and close out our lives as wide receivers.

Anyone here in Terrell Owens territory?

Posted in Everyday Life, Sports

jk October 16, 2008, 2:29 am

I am almost DJ Dozier old!

Steve A October 18, 2008, 5:14 pm

Ray Lewis, but definitely not T. Owens.

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