With another year behind us, I think the first of the year is an important time to reflect on important stories, like this one (emphasis mine):
A Gresham man accused of bursting nude into an elderly woman’s home and attacking her Tuesday morning faces accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency.
Michael G. Dick [ed. yes, really], 46, was arrested by Troutdale police a short time after the attack, according to the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office.
The 88-year-old woman told police that a naked man entered her home in the 2500 block of SE 287th Avenue through an unlocked sliding door around 6:30 a.m.
She said the man backed her into the living room and pushed her face-down on a chair.
But when she grabbed the man’s crotch and squeezed, he ran away, the sheriff’s office said.
A county code enforcement officer who heard the call on his radio spotted a car near the woman’s house and passed on the license information to police.
Posted in In the News, Just Plain Odd
stry January 2, 2009, 10:03 am
I say that you ask for alot to get some free fucking pens. i dont want to give out my credit card number nor my checking account info just to get some fucking free pens screw you fuckers