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June 24th, 2009

A List of Things I Don’t Care About Today

  • Steve Jobs’s liver transplant.

I mean, for goodness sake people, the guy underwent an operation to replace his liver. I fail to see why this is newsworthy outside of small circles of Apple investors and business folks. But no; we seem to have an insatiable appetite for finding out all the little details. What hospital was he at? Did he bump anyone off the waiting list? Why did he go to Tennessee? Was his hospital gown really a black turtleneck?

It’s unfortunate, really. On the flipside, I care deeply about how Ryan likes his new Neuton lawnmower!

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