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December 27th, 2009

My Idea For Post-Holiday Travel

Traveling home on the Sunday after Christmas sucks. So here are my two ideas for helping the cars on the road keep moving:

1. Charge nothing for tolls. Let cars breeze through the toll booths, as this is where, inevitably, there’s a 2+ mile backup.

2. Charge double for tolls. Encourage people to travel a day earlier.

Or, I suppose, they could cut it down the center and charge normal price…

Posted in Cars, Everyday Life

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