Somehow, Ryan has written over 1 million Pings; Paul, just 60.
You know what’s pretty amazing? A guy living to be 111 years old.
You know what’s even more amazing? The fact he’s been dead and sitting mummified in his family’s home for the last 30 years.
He probably shouldn’t be winning any Guinness records.
Posted in In the News, Just Plain Odd
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