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April 29th, 2011

Get to f’ing sleep!

Parents, there’s a new book you may want to read to your children: Go the F*** To Sleep.

The poetry is tender:

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.

Because we all have those nights sometimes.

(via BoingBoing)

Posted in Just Plain Odd

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