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January 25th, 2012


So, like, “they” say, “Don’t put anything in the clothes dryer that’s ever had oil on it, even cooking oil. OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE IN A FIERY EXPLOSION.”

But… really? So, if I’ve splatted a touch of canola oil on my shirt while cooking… no more dryer? If I use cloth napkins to wipe my mouth after diving face first into a bowl of popcorn drizzled with olive oil, no more dryer? I can understand something like, oh, I don’t know, deep-frying a pair of dungarees, but does anyone really think, “Ya know, I think I might have had greasy hands when I touched this shirt six years ago. Better line dry it.”?!

So far my house hasn’t exploded.

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