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March 29th, 2012

Lil’ Miss Environmentally Friendly

This device has the potential to relax sphincters worldwide and usher in an age of relievedly relieving ourselves.

“It’s understandable given that the device sells in Japan for 100 yen (US$1.20). A cheap device should be expected to have cheap sound quality. So you’ll have to choose which is more embarrassing, your typical sounds or bizarre Dub-Stepesque noises coming from your stall.”

I really should just create a Google News alert for “japan” and “bathroom.” Ping topics galore!

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