I must take a moment to applaud what Unreal Candy is offering. They have a line of candy bars and candy lifestyle accessories that don’t contain pentasyllabic ingredients. For instance, here’s what’s in their peanut M&M knockoffs:
milk chocolate (chocolate, skim milk, cane sugar, cocoa butter, milk powder, organic blue agave inulin, soy lecithin, vanilla extract), peanuts, cane sugar, calcium carbonate, peanut oil, colored with (beetroot juice, turmeric root extract, purple cabbage juice), gum arabic, vanilla extract, carnauba wax & beeswax
There you have it. I can pretty much figure out what all of that stuff is, and it’s all… reasonable. Go figure.