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January 23rd, 2001

(Cl)ass is in Session

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FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday January 23, 2001 -- 12:38:57PM
This is the shittiest Ping ever!!!

I'm bummed that one about the T. Rex was not about the band T Rex. Marc Bolan's poo is much more interesting to me.

FROM: Monica
DATE: Tuesday January 23, 2001 -- 3:46:43PM
re: the guy who owns maybe the recipes for "quick healthy meals" refers to how quickly they come out! Wheee!

FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday January 23, 2001 -- 6:03:47PM
That guy is obviously not anal retentive. Otherwise, he would have used the correct word "healthful". As for me, on the other hand . . .

FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday January 23, 2001 -- 10:05:49PM
I remember reading a menu for an BDSM-themed restaurant in NYC (La Maisson de Sade, I believe). They served a drink called the Coprophiliac--champagne and chocolate liquer.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday January 23, 2001 -- 10:30:43PM
Sounds pretty crappy, Robert.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday January 24, 2001 -- 12:39:30PM
I am reminded of how much I hate the expression "This tastes [or 'smells'] like ass". C'mon, every ass has its own character!!!

FROM: Matt
DATE: Wednesday January 24, 2001 -- 2:02:06PM
Sorry you all but I can't hang with this Ping like a dinkleberry!

FROM: Old Fezziwig
DATE: Wednesday January 24, 2001 -- 5:17:10PM
It's late and I'm pooped so just a quick observation...
Shoot, I lost my thought.....had a brain fart.
-Fezz (all new version!! check it out!)

FROM: Bernard O\'Connor [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday May 24, 2002 -- 1:50:46 am
Whilst many people poo poo coprolite it's been my bread and butter for years. Visit:

FROM: Marcus Mackey
DATE: Friday May 24, 2002 -- 9:33:05 am
Awwww, c'mon, ya'll are being a bunch of dootie heads over this. Fecal matter research sounds like a wonderful field to get into, with a good, old-fashioned, hand's on approach. I nominate for Ryan to dig right in and show us exactly how you go about it. Professor Ryan... Professor? Where'd he sneak off to?

::wondering if anyone slipped Ex-Lax into his latté::

FROM: Bernard O\'Connor [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday June 5, 2002 -- 3:27:43 am
For details on the coproilite industry see:-

FROM: Petro Macaleero
DATE: Friday October 22, 2004 -- 7:33:37 pm
the end of crap is the beginning of serious study.

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