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January 23rd, 2001

(Cl)ass is in Session

If you are looking for a career change, perhaps you should come to Ping University’s Doctorate program in Coprolitology.

Below is your reading list. Please complete at your own pace and write a ten page essay on a related topic of your choice.

The following is a list of required course materials. You can buy these in the school store:Your final example may contain questions like “Why does this guy own” Be prepared to answer in essay form.

Join us at Ping University in Butt Canyon, Utah with a satellite campus in Spray, Oregon (home of Chicken Bingo). Our fecally-focused cirriculum is the best in the country.

Trust us, Coprolitology is the s…

Nah, too easy. -ram

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