Lovely Lynn

FROM: Paul
DATE: Friday February 9, 2001 -- 7:36:52AM

This made me laugh, Ryan. There are a number of pieces of stock photography that just go round and round... like a virus!

Curious: there is a person in those photos. I wonder what she really does? It'd be great if her name actually was Lynn, too.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday February 9, 2001 -- 9:15:18AM

I only wish I had done screencaps of the sites she was on that she's gone from now (WBA, Centura, and MessageASAP)...

FROM: Cat
DATE: Friday February 9, 2001 -- 10:33:17AM

Do I smell a meme here?

FROM: Matt
DATE: Friday February 9, 2001 -- 12:13:00PM

What's so special about that woman? I've worked with far prettier ones then that.
It would be crappy to be one of her ex-boyfriends and see her photo everywhere.

FROM: Matt
DATE: Friday February 9, 2001 -- 12:15:05PM

Hey You all, for a kickass phot and caption that will make your ass laugh head over to www.steadydiggin.com. You'll like what I came up with.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday February 9, 2001 -- 12:25:23PM

Did anyone else notice that the Nite Talk ad says "Lynn...spends too much time at the office." Obviously!

FROM: Skidz
DATE: Tuesday February 13, 2001 -- 7:07:51PM

I love her.....

FROM: Aaron
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 5:40:55PM

So, where is the Bomis ring for Lynn?

Is this where it starts?

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday February 16, 2001 -- 12:17:47PM

I think I may have found Lynn's cousin on these two pages:

• Adagio Teas
• Epoll

FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday February 16, 2001 -- 12:27:11PM

I tell ya what, I'd pay to see those to wrestle over who is the stock photo queen.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday July 27, 2001 -- 9:49:17AM

A new picture has been added to the Lynn list, courtesy of co-worker Steve.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Monday August 6, 2001 -- 12:22:20PM

Look! Lynn made CNN!

FROM: Rob
DATE: Monday August 6, 2001 -- 1:29:27PM

Yeah, but she's all blurry on CNN. I wonder if she's trying to protect her identity or something...

FROM: Paul
DATE: Monday August 6, 2001 -- 1:39:38PM

I think that's understandable, given that the article's about reduced productivity with multitasking... and we know Lynn multitasks quite a bit.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday September 7, 2001 -- 1:06:55PM

A new Lynn picture has been added to list.

FROM: Barbara
DATE: Tuesday July 9, 2002 -- 1:09:08 pm

Lynn is now taking orders for janitorial supplies at www.toiletpaperworld.com

FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday July 9, 2002 -- 1:19:04 pm

Barbara, that's a good find for so many reasons!

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday July 9, 2002 -- 4:42:22 pm

Awesome!

FROM: Aaron [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday July 9, 2002 -- 5:04:32 pm

As you can tell by her lovely countenance that hygiene is high on her list. I'd definitely buy bumwipe from Lynn!

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday August 9, 2002 -- 3:08:46 pm

The "Lynn List" has been updated.

FROM: Laura
DATE: Friday October 4, 2002 -- 3:37:09 pm

I just ran across Lovely Lynn today!

Now she's working ho a library e-journal management service, TDNet.

http://

FROM: Laura
DATE: Friday October 4, 2002 -- 3:38:37 pm

Wow, I made some unfortunate typos in that last post. Please don't sue me for libel, Lynn.

The TDNet site

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday October 4, 2002 -- 4:40:18 pm

Good looking out, Laura! I must say, I'm impressed.

Dave has certainly chosen a good mate for life. :)

FROM: Aaron [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday September 5, 2003 -- 8:09:47 pm

It looks like the Slashdot crowd has discover a man who I can only presume is Lynn's brother or cousin.

The Most Famous Geek In IT

FROM: jk
DATE: Friday September 5, 2003 -- 10:24:52 pm

Think of how rich she has become from all the royalties!

There is a woman in an ad for classmates.com who is also in a newspaper ad for selling plasma.

If someone ever takes a fabulous photo of you, it's definitely in your best interest to give a copy to everyone you know with advertising connections!

FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday September 23, 2003 -- 4:06:10 pm

Good news! Lynn got a job with the Apartment Association of Metro Denver!

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday September 29, 2003 -- 2:25:09 pm

Good find, Paul!

A co-worker found this image -- could this be a *new* picture of Lynn? It's darn possible... the hair, the jawline, the eyebrows... it all looks like a match to me.

FROM: Rob [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday September 29, 2003 -- 3:23:34 pm

It's kinda like the Clark Kent/Superman thing... I can't tell it's her with those glasses on.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday October 9, 2003 -- 11:28:43 am

I can confirm that that is definitely Lynn. You see, I have ways of knowing. It's her.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday June 24, 2004 -- 11:52:24 am

Also, Lynn is considering pie charts at TerraFirma.

FROM: Aaron [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday October 9, 2005 -- 5:27:05 pm

With all the Vonage advertising I'm seeing everywhere, I'm surprised Lovely Lynn hasn't been getting more work.

FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday October 9, 2005 -- 8:52:31 pm

I'm hoping she'll wind up on a future season of The Surreal Life.