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February 14th, 2001

A Valentine’s Day Haiku

Roses, chocolate
do nothing but go away.
wash your feet – that’s love. -pm

Posted in Haiku

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 11:41:28AM
You've inspired me to ignore this "holiday". All of my energies will go toward recognizing President's Day.



FROM: Matt
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 11:59:42AM
I'm sure alot of babies will be born in exactly 9 months from now. For me, my first child will be born 9 months from arbor day. I'll plant two types of seeds that day.



FROM: Tina
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 12:44:43PM
Paul - your goatee in your pic is sooo cute! giggle!



FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 1:41:21PM
Tina--I bet it tickles, too. Tee hee hee!!!



FROM: Rob
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 2:54:10PM
Tina - What if Paul doesn't WANT to giggle? Will you force him to?

I bet the goatee is fake.



FROM: Tina
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 6:14:41PM
Robert - do you know that it tickles from ... experience? Hmmmmm. *snicker*



FROM: Patrick
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 7:06:35PM
Would this have gotten me in trouble in third grade when we did the Haiku poetry section?

---Haiku for Two---
Red, her ass is raw.
Blue, my balls can't take much more.
Sex, we've had too much.



FROM: liz
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 7:24:48PM
can this be a haiku entry? was that a haiku? here's mine.

cute boy in my class
your long fingers are so hot
why are your shoes bad?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 7:48:21PM
I'm going to stage a High Coup and kill all the assholes.



FROM: Paul
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 8:47:04PM
Goatee, tickle? No;
my thanks all go to Tina.
Rob gets a whammy.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 10:07:24PM
Another dumb post
From Robert, avid Pinger
Why do not I have a life?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday February 14, 2001 -- 10:16:35PM
Aw dammit, I screwed that up.



FROM: Rob
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 9:14:58AM
Big bucks, no whammies,
Stop! is how it all began;
And now Paul won't shave.



FROM: Rob
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 9:17:01AM
Tina's face, tickled
By the touch of Paul's goatee --
Or IS it her face?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 10:26:54AM
Like every great comedian, Rob is saying what we're thinking. And in verse, no less!



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 12:24:36PM
Wow... everyone's in an unusually raunchy mood on this Ping...



FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 12:46:35PM
Ryan--We're always in a raunchy mood but generally it is well supressed.

Here's a haiku I'm adapting from a joke I heard on The 70's Show:

Astronauts must must be
Popular with the ladies
They get lots of Tang

Thank you and goodnight.



FROM: Old Fezziwig
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 1:43:08PM
My haiku tributes to Saved by the Bell, by OldFezziwig, age 29.

Zack, Slater, and crew
Bayside's popular students
Those crazy children

Zack Attack rocks out
Playing songs in the garage
A.C. sucks on drums

Mr. Belding sir,
The push-over principal
Never trust Preppy

Jessie, Hot Mamma
Exposed herself in Showgirls
Bad movie, nice tits.

Thank you for your time.
-Fezz
www.oldfezziwig.com



FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 2:01:18PM
Fezz-Brilliant!!!



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 2:48:24PM
OF -- That'll be the first contribution to the new site!



FROM: Matt
DATE: Thursday February 15, 2001 -- 5:47:13PM
Fezz, I disagree that Slater sucked at drums. But your poem on the other hand did not suck.



FROM: Tina
DATE: Friday February 16, 2001 -- 8:43:01AM
Paul, aren't you the Pinger with the fiancee? Oh, so sad. The haikus I could compose about that goatee. ha! :)Is that raunchy enough for you?



FROM: Paul
DATE: Friday February 16, 2001 -- 8:55:47AM
Married? It's not I;
Ryan will be married soon.
Love: exciting, new!



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