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May 17th, 2001

Now I Can Potty!

It’s been a long time since Ryan made poo-poo, but I can’t wait to make again! Now I Can Potty!

My own “history on the pot” involved outlines of my hand and gold stars. Now I’m a big boy and I have five full hands! I’m proud of my pee-pee.

I like the sounds when the potty flushes… I like pushing that magic lever. Sometimes, messages even appear! It all makes me feel like cuddling my teddy bear.

So, come on everybody, potty at my house!

My potty, my potty, I have my very own
I used to wear a diaper, but now you’ve seen I’ve grown.

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