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December 29th, 2001

Tough Day at Work? Pee Your Bed!

According to “Job Woes Cause Adults to Wet Beds,” over 60,000 adults in Hong Kong wet their beds at night because of work-related stress. Wow.

Anyone else smelling a new market for Depend Undergarments? -ram

Posted in Just Plain Odd

I. P. Freely March 2, 2007, 12:59 am

My neighbor Dick has a trallop that he sees maybe once every two weeks she is 40 years old she gets pee happy from time to time. I want to know what her problem is so that I may have more to make fun of her about. I think she drinks too much alchohal but it might be cause this Dick has no heat. I feel some how responsible for this illness. I gave her a beer. If Dick don’t get this chick some help she may drown in her sleep.

PS Dick starting to smell like a urinal cake. I cant be mad though cause at least he is getting laid. *IS IT WORTH IT? *AMBER Lets go to the woods. Bears shit there but we can pee together forever!

I P FREELY Author of “The Yellow River”

brad July 16, 2007, 2:47 pm

i’m 38 years old and i woke up at 7am and the mattress and blanket were wet and i’m lying next to my girlfriend.She is still asleep and unaware,but there is no way to clean it up with her there.I guess I wait it out untill she wakes up.Brad

joe July 23, 2007, 11:17 am

how do you cover up peeing the bed and let no1 know you did it? What do you do?

kevin December 19, 2007, 11:32 pm

from covering up peeing you have 2 lie on the wet nes and dont let anyone see and let it dry then when everyone is gone quickly change it

tecate March 18, 2008, 2:48 pm

I have been seeing this guy for three months and I really like him and we are starting to get real close but he has recently wet the bed 3 times in the past month. I don’t know if something is with him physically or psychologically that allows for this to keep happening. I don’t know how to talk to him about this. I admit that he drinks too much and this is usually when it happens but so do I and I do not wet the bed. Any suggestions on how to talk to him about this? I just left his house this morning while he was still asleep because I didn’t want to sleep in piss.

Joop March 30, 2008, 7:31 am

I just woke up to find that my boyfriend peed on the bed. He doesn’t drink and he is a very well adjusted person from what I could ascertain and we love each other very much.
I washed all the bedding and used carpet cleaner to clean the mattras and now I am airing it. He just looked at me and told me that he was having a dream that he was peeing but he did not think that he was doing it in real life. He says that it has never happened to him before. I think he also does not know how to handle it.
I don’t think it is funny, I find it quite puzzling and a bit ambarrasing. I am also worried that it will be a recurring problem and I know for a fact that I will not be able to handle that. The only consolation that I have is that we sleep on the same bed almost every night and this is the first time something like this has happened.

meh. June 28, 2008, 2:41 pm

I wet the bed randomly when I drink. I once narrowly missed peeing on a stranger. It happens. If your boyfriend wets the bed when he’s drunk, just get him to go to the bathroom before he sleeps when he’s wasted. that is all. peeing sucks. all i want to do is nap.

meeeeee July 10, 2008, 4:14 am

I can’t deal with this for the rest of my life neither. My bf wets the bed too and he’s freakin 34 years old. He’s a drinker and I can’t stand this anymore. Sometimes I just wanna SCREAMMMMMM!!!!

CDaniels July 11, 2008, 11:35 pm

My dog peed on my bed once and now he has to sleep in his crate. Maybe you should put your bf/husband in a crate 🙂

rachael January 26, 2011, 10:53 pm

I think that this is about freaking retarded. I have had two boyfriends that wet the bed when drunk. It is not that big of deal. I cleaned up the mess daily and yes it got old but if you love somebody then it wouldnt really matter. Make him sleep in a crate what the hell is wrong with you. Would you make you child sleep in a crate too if he wet the bed. I broke up with them because they were abusive not because of a medical problem. One wet even when sober and one when drunk which was about every day.

Greg July 23, 2012, 9:25 am

Im staying at my brothers house with family and i havent seen my brother and his family in over 10 years and last night i had a dream i was peeing and I woke up doing it on a futon. Everyone is asleep and he’s at dobi cover this up? I havent done this in years..

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