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December 29th, 2001

Tough Day at Work? Pee Your Bed!

According to “Job Woes Cause Adults to Wet Beds,” over 60,000 adults in Hong Kong wet their beds at night because of work-related stress. Wow.

Anyone else smelling a new market for Depend Undergarments? -ram

Posted in Just Plain Odd

FROM: Robert
DATE: Saturday December 29, 2001 -- 1:40:36AM
I'm smelling something awful, that's for sure.

FROM: fresh; back and better
DATE: Sunday December 30, 2001 -- 12:24:06AM
i work @ a collage bookstore and i poop my bed. also my hands smell of vomit every morning. to note im not asian

FROM: Hannah
DATE: Thursday August 15, 2002 -- 9:48:38 am
I am so frustrated with my husband. He kept peeing in bed. Almost everyday! When I got this new blanket. He kept peeing on it. He doesnt even clean it! Blankets and matress. He continues pee on it and left to work expect me to clean his mess! Not fair! He peed on me. He doesnt try to work things out like set alarm middle of night to wake him up to go to bathroom. Hes stubborn! I put new extra mattress to make bed comfortable and he peed on it and left! I dont understand! It may be affect the family problem. Because thats so disgust! I cant deal with that for the rest of my life!

FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday August 15, 2002 -- 11:17:06 am
I love the Internet.

DATE: Thursday January 23, 2003 -- 3:47:14 pm
me to. I pee the bed but i live it!

FROM: Matthew
DATE: Friday January 24, 2003 -- 4:51:01 pm
I want to comment, but I can't. I'm laughing so hard I think I need to.......
Damn! Too late!

FROM: Rick L
DATE: Monday May 19, 2003 -- 3:36:43 pm

Seriously?? Ok, lets pretend that many Asians wet the bed at night. If it were really such an epidemic don't you think that they would have invented something to capitolize on it yet? Seriously, I can see it now.. "Happy Moist Night Time Station - This most lucky machine collects urine from your body. Consist of space age rubber and buckwheat mattress that harness the power of pee! Through the secrets of herbs and electrolosys the Night Station produces electricity for your I-Pod, nightlight, and Hello Kitty easy bake oven! Heat and steam powered massage therapy optional attachment!!"


FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday May 19, 2003 -- 11:29:35 pm
That was seriously disturbing..Now I don't wanna go to bed.

Although, I will give you the point that the "Happy Moist Night Time Station" was pretty funny..If I were a pimp, that's what I'd name my house.

FROM: Keith
DATE: Wednesday October 1, 2003 -- 4:13:52 pm
you sick people this is hilariose hey lady pee on your husband

DATE: Saturday April 3, 2004 -- 11:38:03 pm
i am a 17 year old student at northeast high school and i still wet the bed ive been to the doctors over 57 times becasue of it but no matter what i cant stop. And the doctors dont know whats wrong! I think my body is so used to peeing wile im asleep that no matter what i do i will always pee the bed i mean how am i ever suposed to have reeal lifee an sex i have only had intercourse once and it was in the woods with this guy named derek and it only lasted like 10 minutes then i walked home and guess what i did when i went home n feel asleep! i peed the bed. Alot of guys in the school have heard about my problem and dont like me becasue of it i havent had a b/f in so long its pathedic! if only i didnt have this problem life would be so much easier ppl think its a laughing matter! well let me tell you something if you where me you wouldnt be laughing. Maby becasue i was raped as a kid and i was so scared my uncle would come in my room that i would wet the bed!!!!

FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday July 1, 2004 -- 1:47:36 am
Amber I feel your pain. Im 19 and I still wet the bed too. Email me sometime if you wanna chat. - Paul

FROM: Embarassed
DATE: Thursday December 30, 2004 -- 2:06:32 pm
ive been an on and off peir i have been to the doctor and they just tell me to do excersies and an alarm does work but i want to go into the military and were not aloud to have alarms. I want to be a police officer but if im not comfident at night how can i be confident on patrol, im 19 by the way, i thought i stopped but i got nervous about the asvab i think and did drink alot of water that night.

DATE: Friday November 25, 2005 -- 7:59:02 am
iam 11 and i cant stop peeing on my bad i need to learn how to stop.

FROM: uh oh
DATE: Thursday July 6, 2006 -- 8:13:58 pm
this is soooooo funny i got 2 go bad but i dont want 2 leave the site ...2 late...iam wet

FROM: penis boy
DATE: Thursday July 6, 2006 -- 10:50:57 pm
my friend logan is at my house with me this site is so funny logan is laughing so hard that you can see his penis peeing (we have no chloses on) we just red some more comments and i got to pee real bad (i have a uenaral at my house) man where is a uinral when you need one!!!! i am watching pee streem from my penis right now!!!!!!!

FROM: pee girl
DATE: Monday July 17, 2006 -- 6:24:54 pm
so i think you guys ar eall crazy and full of shit no pee

I. P. Freely March 2, 2007, 12:59 am

My neighbor Dick has a trallop that he sees maybe once every two weeks she is 40 years old she gets pee happy from time to time. I want to know what her problem is so that I may have more to make fun of her about. I think she drinks too much alchohal but it might be cause this Dick has no heat. I feel some how responsible for this illness. I gave her a beer. If Dick don’t get this chick some help she may drown in her sleep.

PS Dick starting to smell like a urinal cake. I cant be mad though cause at least he is getting laid. *IS IT WORTH IT? *AMBER Lets go to the woods. Bears shit there but we can pee together forever!

I P FREELY Author of “The Yellow River”

brad July 16, 2007, 2:47 pm

i’m 38 years old and i woke up at 7am and the mattress and blanket were wet and i’m lying next to my girlfriend.She is still asleep and unaware,but there is no way to clean it up with her there.I guess I wait it out untill she wakes up.Brad

joe July 23, 2007, 11:17 am

how do you cover up peeing the bed and let no1 know you did it? What do you do?

kevin December 19, 2007, 11:32 pm

from covering up peeing you have 2 lie on the wet nes and dont let anyone see and let it dry then when everyone is gone quickly change it

tecate March 18, 2008, 2:48 pm

I have been seeing this guy for three months and I really like him and we are starting to get real close but he has recently wet the bed 3 times in the past month. I don’t know if something is with him physically or psychologically that allows for this to keep happening. I don’t know how to talk to him about this. I admit that he drinks too much and this is usually when it happens but so do I and I do not wet the bed. Any suggestions on how to talk to him about this? I just left his house this morning while he was still asleep because I didn’t want to sleep in piss.

Joop March 30, 2008, 7:31 am

I just woke up to find that my boyfriend peed on the bed. He doesn’t drink and he is a very well adjusted person from what I could ascertain and we love each other very much.
I washed all the bedding and used carpet cleaner to clean the mattras and now I am airing it. He just looked at me and told me that he was having a dream that he was peeing but he did not think that he was doing it in real life. He says that it has never happened to him before. I think he also does not know how to handle it.
I don’t think it is funny, I find it quite puzzling and a bit ambarrasing. I am also worried that it will be a recurring problem and I know for a fact that I will not be able to handle that. The only consolation that I have is that we sleep on the same bed almost every night and this is the first time something like this has happened.

meh. June 28, 2008, 2:41 pm

I wet the bed randomly when I drink. I once narrowly missed peeing on a stranger. It happens. If your boyfriend wets the bed when he’s drunk, just get him to go to the bathroom before he sleeps when he’s wasted. that is all. peeing sucks. all i want to do is nap.

meeeeee July 10, 2008, 4:14 am

I can’t deal with this for the rest of my life neither. My bf wets the bed too and he’s freakin 34 years old. He’s a drinker and I can’t stand this anymore. Sometimes I just wanna SCREAMMMMMM!!!!

CDaniels July 11, 2008, 11:35 pm

My dog peed on my bed once and now he has to sleep in his crate. Maybe you should put your bf/husband in a crate 🙂

rachael January 26, 2011, 10:53 pm

I think that this is about freaking retarded. I have had two boyfriends that wet the bed when drunk. It is not that big of deal. I cleaned up the mess daily and yes it got old but if you love somebody then it wouldnt really matter. Make him sleep in a crate what the hell is wrong with you. Would you make you child sleep in a crate too if he wet the bed. I broke up with them because they were abusive not because of a medical problem. One wet even when sober and one when drunk which was about every day.

Greg July 23, 2012, 9:25 am

Im staying at my brothers house with family and i havent seen my brother and his family in over 10 years and last night i had a dream i was peeing and I woke up doing it on a futon. Everyone is asleep and he’s at dobi cover this up? I havent done this in years..

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