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February 1st, 2002

Chocolate Poop

In an attempt to be totally childish on this fine Friday, I offer up ideas for the upcoming Valentine’s Day from Chocolate ecsasties.com.

This storefront offers “adult” chocolates, but it seems that their offerings are much more childish: a chocolate middle finger, a black rose lollipop, a donkey’s rear, and?of course?chocolate dog doo. They proudly proclaim, “[We’re the] first Site To Bring You Chocolate Poop!” That’s quite a distinction, folks.

Happy Friday.

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