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July 13th, 2002

A Great Gift Idea!

Looking for the perfect gift idea? Have I got an idea for you!

Uncle Booger?s Bumper Dumper. And yes, kids, it has its own patent!

Attach the Bumper Dumper to the back of your pick-up truck and, uh, do your thing. Yeah, sure, it just looks like what you do drops on the ground behind your truck, but you?ll be comfortable! Plus you?ve got to feel good about a patriotic toilet seat whose “prayers and sympathy are with the family’s of all the brave and innocent that have perished in this act of terrorism.”

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