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August 21st, 2002

They’re Coming for Us

A report on CNN today says that residents of a village in India are claiming an attack by a UFO, a “flying sphere emitting red and blue lights.” Officials poo-poo it as “mass hysteria.”

My take: they’re finally here! And they’re here to get the Ping! Slowly but surely, over the next few months, you’ll see your favorite web sites changing as their webmasters’ bodies are taken over by aliens from outer space (or Lee “Scratch” Perry, one or the other). A critical reading eye is more essential now than ever!

End transmission. Blurp.

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