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August 21st, 2002

They’re Coming for Us

A report on CNN today says that residents of a village in India are claiming an attack by a UFO, a “flying sphere emitting red and blue lights.” Officials poo-poo it as “mass hysteria.”

My take: they’re finally here! And they’re here to get the Ping! Slowly but surely, over the next few months, you’ll see your favorite web sites changing as their webmasters’ bodies are taken over by aliens from outer space (or Lee “Scratch” Perry, one or the other). A critical reading eye is more essential now than ever!

End transmission. Blurp.

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Chris [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday August 21, 2002 -- 11:05:09 am
The Golden Girls blog could be taken as a sign that they already have you ;)

FROM: Matt
DATE: Wednesday August 21, 2002 -- 4:11:18 pm
How was this "visit" an "attack"? Until the aliens start shooting they are still just pussified anal probers.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday August 21, 2002 -- 9:08:10 pm
Apparently villagers were injured, hence the "attack."

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday August 21, 2002 -- 10:10:04 pm
I'm going to start a band called the Anal Probers.

FROM: Matt
DATE: Thursday August 22, 2002 -- 1:13:59 am
Whatever it is this is pretty messed up, especially with the guy who was supposedly torn in half.
As for bands Robert; can my band the Reamers open for yours?

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