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February 14th, 2003

Valentine’s Day Haiku III

Numbers one and two
say to wash your body, feet.
Hug someone – that’s love.

Posted in Haiku

FROM: Chris [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 9:32:36 am
Babysitter sick
Quiet Dinner With Wife Out
Dinner With Kids Now



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 9:38:52 am
Took day off from work,
Errand runs and gifts to prepare,
Four day weekend starts.



FROM: Joseph
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 10:28:24 am
Ryan:

Five syllables first
Seven syllables second
Five syllables third

Here I am at work
No one else is here today
I am a loser



FROM: Dave Walls
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 12:11:13 pm
I'll come up with a haiku when I'm not in the middle of work, but here's my take: Saying you love someone on Valentines Day means nothing if you dont show it the other 364.



FROM: Greg C
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 1:08:23 pm
All alone today
Internet access and porn
Valentine's Day sucks

and the positive version

Day starts with flowers
Surprise! Balloons at her desk.
Reward comes tonight



FROM: vlm
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 1:29:20 pm
Doc husband on call
With needy patients: no love
thanks to hospital



FROM: sarah
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 3:14:07 pm
love notes flutter down
raining petals surround me
his rain is my sun

I agree Dave :)
My Valentine's the best with letting me know he cares every day.





FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 3:32:07 pm
Joseph --

Crap. I miscounted on the second line. :)



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 4:50:18 pm
Joseph --

Crap. I miscounted on the second line. :)



FROM: Huyen
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 4:54:39 pm
Went to work today
Counting minutes til home time
Where did lovey go?



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 5:58:09 pm
Fuck the idea that love is buying things! (Sorry, I can't be patient long enough to make a haiku.)



FROM: Matt
DATE: Friday February 14, 2003 -- 10:25:40 pm
Extremely fucking tired
went to NY yesterday
3 hours of sleep



Spice! February 13, 2007, 1:16 am

went to school today
but the snow kept falling down
and now school might be closed!

Javamonkey27 February 14, 2008, 3:55 am

sweetened lips
convey to me soulfully
sculpting fancy

Abby February 11, 2011, 6:51 pm

My leg is gross
Beacause my cast is sweaty
The hairy pickle

hey nobody said they had to make sense! I give all credit to my friend ryan. He wrote it I just put it online lol!!! 🙂

Gundi February 9, 2012, 5:47 pm

love can ambush you
sneak up when you’re not looking
and kidnap your heart

you can lean on me
then if we have to fall down
we’ll go together

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