Numbers one and two
say to wash your body, feet.
Hug someone – that’s love.
Posted in Haiku
Women make wilk, big whop!
Numbers one and two
say to wash your body, feet.
Hug someone – that’s love.
Posted in Haiku
Babysitter sick
Quiet Dinner With Wife Out
Dinner With Kids Now
Took day off from work,
Errand runs and gifts to prepare,
Four day weekend starts.
Ryan:
Five syllables first
Seven syllables second
Five syllables third
Here I am at work
No one else is here today
I am a loser
I'll come up with a haiku when I'm not in the middle of work, but here's my take: Saying you love someone on Valentines Day means nothing if you dont show it the other 364.
All alone today
Internet access and porn
Valentine's Day sucks
and the positive version
Day starts with flowers
Surprise! Balloons at her desk.
Reward comes tonight
Doc husband on call
With needy patients: no love
thanks to hospital
love notes flutter down
raining petals surround me
his rain is my sun
I agree Dave :)
My Valentine's the best with letting me know he cares every day.
Joseph --
Crap. I miscounted on the second line. :)
Joseph --
Crap. I miscounted on the second line. :)
Went to work today
Counting minutes til home time
Where did lovey go?
Fuck the idea that love is buying things! (Sorry, I can't be patient long enough to make a haiku.)
Extremely fucking tired
went to NY yesterday
3 hours of sleep
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Spice! February 13, 2007, 1:16 am
went to school today
but the snow kept falling down
and now school might be closed!
Javamonkey27 February 14, 2008, 3:55 am
sweetened lips
convey to me soulfully
sculpting fancy
Abby February 11, 2011, 6:51 pm
My leg is gross
Beacause my cast is sweaty
The hairy pickle
hey nobody said they had to make sense! I give all credit to my friend ryan. He wrote it I just put it online lol!!! 🙂
Gundi February 9, 2012, 5:47 pm
love can ambush you
sneak up when you’re not looking
and kidnap your heart
you can lean on me
then if we have to fall down
we’ll go together