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March 30th, 2003

So Late, It’s Scary

So there I was, sitting on the couch watching a game show… and I thought, “Gee, I haven’t written a Ping today.” Sorry!

By far, one of the most annoying things is being late getting somewhere. Work and school are probably the best examples, although once you’re in college, things start to ease off a bit. (“Twenty minutes late? It’s all right! I just missed a test!”)

Has being late ever caused you real embarrassment?

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