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May 25th, 2003

Mmm… sweat

[Note from Ryan to Paul: Congratulations on your wedding, Sir Paul! We’re all so proud of you, we could cry!]

You know… I wish there was a drink that was like sweat. One that had similar properties to my own sweat. That would be wonderful.

Wait… there is! Pocari Sweat, a Japanese drink boasts “similar properties to your own body’s fluids.” And thank goodness they ripped off Pepsi’s design while they creating this ionically positive beverage.

Give me some of that tasty sweat… Pocari Sweat!

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