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June 28th, 2003


Oh my gosh.


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FROM: zigfried
DATE: Saturday June 28, 2003 -- 4:10:24 am
that looks like some circumcising gone bad.

Tonight on Fox.... When Good Circumcisings Go Bad...

FROM: dave
DATE: Saturday June 28, 2003 -- 7:07:31 am
Looks like the guys from Jackass have a new toy...

FROM: Chris
DATE: Saturday June 28, 2003 -- 8:53:35 am
Thats what they ship when you order one of those penis enlargers from Spam.

DATE: Saturday June 28, 2003 -- 10:07:38 am
No question about it, that's a pretty innovative way to make a hotdog look even less appealing. I almost want one to scare the neighbors with.

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Saturday June 28, 2003 -- 11:03:10 am
Aren't hot dogs fun enough in their regular form?

FROM: Game Show Man Joe [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday June 29, 2003 -- 2:55:02 am

What the bloody hell was THAT? Looked more like dog crap than a hot dog.

FROM: towinlovinit
DATE: Monday June 30, 2003 -- 12:59:21 pm
That looked really gross!

FROM: Kate
DATE: Thursday July 3, 2003 -- 1:10:16 am
How're you supposed to fit those in a bun? Are you just supposed to rip off the legs one by one and dip them in your condiments of choice?

FROM: a dean
DATE: Sunday December 14, 2003 -- 7:03:46 pm
yes, this octodog thing is madness, and the inventor is doubtless insane ...but he will cackle to the bank! the lack of imagination or childlike whimsy of previous posters is almost as amusing as the product itself. pricey? yes (this will probably change with volume sales)...but I ordered one for the kids, 'cause it's almost christmas (and no, I don't get a kickback for this plug)

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