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June 27th, 2003

Fashionable TP

Have you ever woken up and wondered, “What should I wear today?” Or have you been getting ready for a fancy dinner party, only to realize that your favorite dress has a gigantic tear across the front? Well, there’s an easy answer using a household product you probably never thought of:

Toilet Paper fashion. No matter where you go, chances are a good wardrobe change is only a few steps away!

I would advise against this look, however.

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