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August 24th, 2003

Oreos in Review

I’m proud to announce that, finally, someone has taken the time to look at all of the Oreo varieties on the market – in one place. I’m kind of sad to report that it isn’t Ryan.

The folks over at X-Entertainment have checked out the many varieties. By far, the lamest one seems to be the Football Oreo – clearly, Nabisco is trying to milk this for all it’s worth, without bringing back the Big Stuf – the Oreo that matters.

Posted in The Oreo Family

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday August 24, 2003 -- 12:53:24 pm
I had forgotten just how damn big that Big Stuf cookie was..my God.

Football Oreo isn't even anything different..just a football on a round cookie. Laaaaaaame. Now, if it was an Oreo SHAPED like a football, that would, at least, be creative.



FROM: towinlovinit
DATE: Sunday August 24, 2003 -- 9:45:49 pm
Do they no longer make the big stuff cookie? Oh no! How will I make it when my supply of Big stuff Oreo's are gone?? Good thing I have them hidden and NO one knows where they are................................Um! Um!..........I know where I put them................Um! There not there!, QUICK! REWARD! My big stuff cookies are MISSING! Help ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND MY OREO COOKIES!



FROM: jk
DATE: Sunday August 24, 2003 -- 11:24:58 pm
I am an Oreo purist. Give me the original and a big glass of lactose-free milk, please.



FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday August 25, 2003 -- 1:09:14 pm
I was never allowed to have sugar coated cereals as a child (I was hyper enough), so it was always corn flakes or some sort of bran crap.

To fool my parents when i wasn't looking, I would sometimes take a couple Oreos out of the cabinet, get a bowl, crush the Oreos, and fill the bowl with milk, and eat it. It would always work, unless my mother was already washing dishes, then she would see the ring of chocolate crumbs around the bowl. I thought I was SO sneaky.



FROM: KENNY
DATE: Sunday March 14, 2004 -- 8:08:56 pm
this page is "silly"



FROM: Erin
DATE: Saturday January 7, 2006 -- 6:37:47 pm
I being to young to ever experience the pure happiness that would come from eating a Big Stuff Oreo have a simple request, PLEASE BRING BACK THE BIG STUFF. If that does not work than we must start a campaign to bring the Bis Stuff Oreo back.



FROM: I.M. SMART?
DATE: Sunday January 8, 2006 -- 12:15:06 am
SOMETHING DAVE SAID REMINDED OF SOMETHING I DID. FOR HOLLOWEEN
MY MOM WOULD BY THE 30 PACK CANDY BARS..THIS WAS IN THE 60s..THEY WERE ABOUT 1/2 THE SIZE OF THE 5 CENT BARS..ANYWAY I WOULD TAKE BARS OUT AND THEN FOLD THE WRAPPER UP AND PUT IT BACK IN THE PACKAGE..I THOUGHT I WAS SO BRILLIANT..FOR SOME REASON MY MOM DIDN'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID THE COMPANY DIDN'T PUT CANDY IN ABOUT 15 WRAPPERS..I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME..WE ALL KNOW OF ALL THE RIPOFFS OF CORPORATE AMERICA DOES. YOU ALL BELIEVE ME! DON'T YOU? HUH? HUH?



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