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September 5th, 2003

My search has ended

There’s no need to look any further for a piece of heaven. The most perfect product has now been introduced. And, no, they haven’t made intravenous Oreos… nope…

No longer will your love for underaged actresses and clean teeth have to be mutually exclusive: the Olsen Twins have their own toothpaste. Baby Jesus is weeping with joy (at least I think it’s joy…).

Want more information? Here you go! And there’s more where that came from!

(Aren’t you proud of me for not making even one inappropriate comment during this entire Ping… a Ping about the Olsen Twins and toothpaste?)

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