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September 5th, 2003

My search has ended

There’s no need to look any further for a piece of heaven. The most perfect product has now been introduced. And, no, they haven’t made intravenous Oreos… nope…

No longer will your love for underaged actresses and clean teeth have to be mutually exclusive: the Olsen Twins have their own toothpaste. Baby Jesus is weeping with joy (at least I think it’s joy…).

Want more information? Here you go! And there’s more where that came from!

(Aren’t you proud of me for not making even one inappropriate comment during this entire Ping… a Ping about the Olsen Twins and toothpaste?)

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Paul
DATE: Friday September 5, 2003 -- 8:06:42 am
Oh gosh.

I'm sure someone else will make the inappropriate comment. Believe me.



FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday September 5, 2003 -- 9:22:18 am
Must.....resist....urge....to.....comment......



FROM: Chris [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday September 5, 2003 -- 9:29:39 am
..." it is the first time a children's toothpaste will be co-branded with live celebrities, rather than fictional or animated characters."

The live celebrity part is debateable. I've seen no proof that they aren't really androids.



FROM: towinlovinit
DATE: Saturday September 6, 2003 -- 1:52:49 am
Another toothpaste on the shelf. I just can't decide.....



FROM: Ace High
DATE: Saturday September 6, 2003 -- 7:48:28 pm
Those two girls annoy me to no end. I cant believe people are counting down to when they turn 18. THE OLSEN TWINS ARE NOT HOT! I'll bet they get fat later on in life. They have done noting to deserve what they have exept be in the right place at the right time. There is nothing special about them.



FROM: Kate
DATE: Wednesday September 10, 2003 -- 3:40:07 pm
Perhaps they're just making all the money they can before people realize that neither one of them can act.



FROM: Andy
DATE: Wednesday September 10, 2003 -- 4:47:00 pm
Is Ace High either a chick or gay? As any red blooded male you would ... wouldn't you? And so what if they can't act? Neither can Liz Hurley, but I wouldn't kick her our of bed...



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