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September 18th, 2003


[Special thanks to Ryan for filling in for me while I was in beautiful Council Bluffs, Iowa. No one else would fill in for me – Ryan did. What a man.]

Now that I’m a mile above sea level, there is one thing that I have to drink over and over: water. I’m drinking it all the time. Straight from the Brita pitcher, into my body, and out of it what feels like moments later. It’s great, though: it has helped me learn exactly how many steps there are from the couch to the bathroom (20).

There’s always a hubbub about how one should drink 8 glasses of water every day. The question is, do you do that? And if so, how close is your nearest bathroom?

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