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April 24th, 2004


Folks, I think that when we finally get to a cereal called SMORZ [sic], it’s time to stop using the letter “Z” in place of the “S.”

Besides, shouldn’t that be ZMORZ? And can’t we replace a “C” with a “K” somewhere in there? “Cellogg’z?”

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