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September 5th, 2004

Hurricane Drinking Game

Anytime that a hurricane or other major storm is the main news story (as it is now on the East Coast with Frances), grab some alcohol, turn on the local news, and play this simple drinking game:

  • Anytime the newscaster says “hunkering down” take a drink
  • Anytime the newscaster says “hoping for the best, preparing for the worst” (or any variation), take a drink

By the end of a half-hour broadcast, you’ll be smashed.

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