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March 30th, 2005

Enormous Omelet Sandwich

Okay. I’ll be the first to admit that a breakfast at Burger King has probably never been a super-duper healthy choice. But with the Enormous Omelet Sandwich I think they’re pushing things a bit, don’t you?

It wouldn’t be so bad if the thing wasn’t filled with fat and calories. I’m all for having what one’s body really wants, and if yours wants this, swell. But man – it’s got more fat than a Whopper! It’s as if the head honchos at Burger King said, “Let’s make something that has no real value but will get us attention from the media and The Daily Ping!”

Breakfast is a really tough thing in America, it seems. We either have nothing, something really basic (cereal, bagel, donut) or something wackily filling and processed like fast food. Hm… what about falafel for breakfast?

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