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May 15th, 2005

Sandwich Idea

I’ve decided that when I start my own restaurant, there’s going to be an appetizer called the “Teeny Panini,” which will be a long, thin slice (or two) of a sandwich on Panini bread.

Can you tell this is one of those ideas where the name came first and the idea followed?

Posted in Food and Beverage

FROM: Joseph
DATE: Sunday May 15, 2005 -- 5:50:19 pm
For those for whom a teeny panini might be too much, you could also offer the "eeny weeny panini."

For "Laverne & Shirley" fans, you could offer the Shirley Fini panini.

You could also offer the Mussolini panini--something smelly and overbearing, with a lot of cheese.

You can have one stuffed with turkey and veggies and call it the tetrazini panini.

You could fill it with a hot dog and have it be the weenie panini--bit if you do, you'd have to 86 the eeny weeny panini appetizer--or make it small, like a pig in a blanket and make it the eenie weenie thing and 86 the appetizer.

Or, you could make it really small, add cutlets, either veal (which I wouldn't eat) or chicken, salted and pounded thin, do the italian bit and call it the eeny weeny Mussolini panini scallopini.

Have I annoyed the shit out of anyone yet? Because I can keep going . . .

FROM: jk
DATE: Sunday May 15, 2005 -- 9:39:47 pm
Thank you Joseph, I enjoyed it immensely. I am reeeeally starving now.

FROM: mw
DATE: Friday June 3, 2005 -- 11:06:22 am
this Teeny Panini thing is no big deal, it already exists in lots of restaurant...

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