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July 21st, 2005

What makes you curse?

There are few things in this world that will cause me to spew profanities forth like rain from the sky during a torrential thunderstorm. I try to keep a clean demeanor at work and generally don’t curse around guests in my house. But there are some times when I don’t even attempt to show restraint:

  1. Hitting my knee. There is nothing more painful than wacking your knee against the corner of a desk.
  2. Writing lyrics. This stems from my potty mouth in high school and I’ve found it hard to shake.
  3. When that damn Six Flags guy comes on TV.

When do you make God blush?

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