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March 6th, 2006

Bad Aftertaste

When I woke up this morning I noticed a horrible taste in my mouth. It wasn’t the usual morning breath; this was something altogether worse, something more menacing, something that would convince garlic-eaters that hey, maybe they don’t have it so bad.

I started to wonder what caused this horror of horrors. I wondered for a minute if I had somehow had some Beverly before bed, but no. I then remembered: I woke up in the middle of the night not feeling so well and took some Pepto-Bismol????.

So Pepto???? gave me horrible, horrible aftertaste. It was pretty unbearable. Is there anything worse?

Thankfully, the morning breakfast and cup of coffee will take care of that – my breath will be just awesome from that.

Posted in Food and Beverage

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