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July 23rd, 2007

The Worst Possible News

The other day I was thinking to myself, “What’s the worst possible news I could read in the paper? What headline would damage me more than any other?” It took a few minutes of contemplation, but I figured it out:

Breaking News: Hot Air Popcorn Causes Cancer of the Ding-a-Ling, Kills Puppies, and Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Top that.

Posted in Miscellaneous

Merle July 23, 2007, 9:46 pm

Government Declares Flat Tax Rate of 99.99% For Anyone With Under $10,000,000

Paul July 24, 2007, 2:06 am

Studies Show That You Are Already Dead

Dun dun DUN!!!

Dave Walls July 24, 2007, 11:49 am

Drew Carey is the new host of “The Price is Right”.

Come back in 6 months and ask me if it’s the worst possible news or not.

Mike July 25, 2007, 7:11 pm

Congress Increases Presidential Term Limits, Bush Running for Third Term.

What is this then?

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